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Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus 

Er ist ein Simp!!!
Er simpt alle Mädchen der Klasse an!!!
Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus ist ein Simp!!!
1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy
1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.
Simpus by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020

Simpusation 

A word which describes the acc(usation) of being a (simp)leton.
Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.
Simpusation by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020
One wet fucker with real birds and dho share wet issa understatement
Sipps always have crix
Sipps by Unkown fucker June 10, 2018
When a dumb ass is trying to say "suppose"
I sippose you expect me to pick that up.
sippose by someonewhocanspell July 28, 2010
A person or being who is extremely annoying at any given time or point in a sentence.

Similar to pmo.

(Pronounced - Sip-ous)
Alfie - 'Josh, do you want to come over later and play Fortnite and Fifa and Call of duty, I bought some snacks for us too!'
Josh - ' Stop being siphus, I don't play Fortnite or Fifa anymore.'
Siphus by SiphusTwat69 April 12, 2025