10 definitions by Panagakis42069
Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.
by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022
1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy
1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.
by Panagakis42069 September 28, 2020
Ashton Conway Arnold is a proud 46 year old Ute Indian from fort Duchesne Utah. He goes by the tribal name “slow Buffalo”. Mostly because he is slow. He has been married 7 times and has 42 kids. He is only 5 feet tall and he weighs 600 pounds. When people have to move him, they have to use at least a medium duty pick up truck or he will crush it.
by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022
Altamont Utah is a small town in Utah. Lol, that was self explanatory. Altamont means high mountain. Which makes sense because the elevation of Altamont Utah is well over 6,000 feet.
Altamont Utah is like, really small.
by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022
When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.
by Panagakis42069 May 12, 2021
When someone pops a cap in your ass old west style. Typically with a six shooter, but it can happen with a lever action rifle.
by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022
A Sadness ellipsis is when you go into deep thought about something and you get sad. Like when you are talking to a girl you like and she talks about her boyfriend. Like the grammatical ellipsis, it can indicate a thought that makes you unfocused. Or, it can be used grammatically like a normal ellipsis just to emphasize something sad.
1. This girl just told me she has a boyfriend and I’ve only thought about that since. I hate Sadness ellipsis.
2. And you receive… a dent on your new car!!!!!
2. And you receive… a dent on your new car!!!!!
by Panagakis42069 March 18, 2022