Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

by Reubens-world August 8, 2013

Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009

Simon Cowell

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

by icecoldhabit June 3, 2020

Simon Cowell

A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.

Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?

by KingAnonymous April 9, 2018

Simon Cowell

A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.

Simon Cowell does not need a definition

by louistomlinsondeservestheworld April 26, 2020

simon cowell

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist

"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"

by mikespooner September 17, 2007

Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

BASTARD Simon Cowell

by jackiiboii January 18, 2014