12 definitions by KingAnonymous
The blonde idiotic choch who used to be popular, but ended up like the Mavericks in Mega Man and started doing things he really shouldn't be doing (hence the reason I won't be joining his movement to become a maverick). He's stupid enough to use a Taser on dead animals for kicks, laugh while recording the dead body of a person who committed suicide, screw around in Japan to the point that people (both in the US and in Japan, and possibly in even more countries) told him to never come back, and get the YouTube admin so fed up with his behavior that they removed ads from his videos so he won't make any money for a while. There's a lot more I'd like to list, but I'll leave it to your imaginations.
Logan Paul used to be popular, but ended up doing a lot of stupid things, and continues to do so. So much for going through 2018 with a great start, Mr. I-go-to-other-countries-and-get-sick-then-breathe-all-over-the-food-tables-at-a-hotel-then-take-the-food-that's-only-there-for-decoration-as-well-as-doing-things-that-get-me-demonetized.
by KingAnonymous March 2, 2018
An anime in which the plot is made up of the bad guys wanting to destroy or take over the planet because they can, the good guy killing the bad guys by blowing up the planet and killing everyone, and the only response to planetary genocide being: "Oh, don't worry! We can just bring them back with the Dragon Balls!"
The fights consist of screaming, cheesy dialogue, screaming, sending little kids into warzones to fight aliens who won't hesitate to kill them, screaming, the idiot not moving out of the way of an attack when it's still charging, screaming, the idiot STILL not moving when the attack finally fires, screaming, and the idiot F#$*ING STILL NOT MOVING even though the attack takes a few seconds to reach them, and a dash of screaming.
Also, the fanbase is SO toxic (ever heard of one that isn't?). Here are real examples I've seen with my thoughts added:
1. Goku is God. No... just... no.
2. All the punches are at light speed But why did that regular old human sees all the punches perfectly clearly?
3. Goku is a universe buster. Can you prove it in a way that isn't "he's stronger than blah" and use evidence and feats?
4. Chichi solos the "blah"verse. Sure... a normal housewife can defeat armies of Soul Reapers, demon lords, supernatural beings capable of destroying entire landscapes, monster armies, alien kings that can blow up planets, and mages, huh?
5. Dragon Ball Z is the best anime ever. Actually, it's a matter of opinion.
The fights consist of screaming, cheesy dialogue, screaming, sending little kids into warzones to fight aliens who won't hesitate to kill them, screaming, the idiot not moving out of the way of an attack when it's still charging, screaming, the idiot STILL not moving when the attack finally fires, screaming, and the idiot F#$*ING STILL NOT MOVING even though the attack takes a few seconds to reach them, and a dash of screaming.
Also, the fanbase is SO toxic (ever heard of one that isn't?). Here are real examples I've seen with my thoughts added:
1. Goku is God. No... just... no.
2. All the punches are at light speed But why did that regular old human sees all the punches perfectly clearly?
3. Goku is a universe buster. Can you prove it in a way that isn't "he's stronger than blah" and use evidence and feats?
4. Chichi solos the "blah"verse. Sure... a normal housewife can defeat armies of Soul Reapers, demon lords, supernatural beings capable of destroying entire landscapes, monster armies, alien kings that can blow up planets, and mages, huh?
5. Dragon Ball Z is the best anime ever. Actually, it's a matter of opinion.
Dragon Ball Z has one of the biggest fanbases ever. Too bad that fanbase is also one of the most rabid ones ever as well.
by KingAnonymous February 26, 2018
When one is so bored that spending a minute of their worthless life to search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop isn't enough, so they type it in twice. This is the paragon of boredom
Man 1: I'm so bored, I feel like typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop into the search box.
Man 2: 911? There's a madman typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop into the search box, so can you send the authorities to take him to the mental asylum? Also, send an ambulance so it can take me to the hospital to get brain surgery from the effort it took to say qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop. Plea-hurk! *dies from mental aneurysm*
Man 2: 911? There's a madman typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop into the search box, so can you send the authorities to take him to the mental asylum? Also, send an ambulance so it can take me to the hospital to get brain surgery from the effort it took to say qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop. Plea-hurk! *dies from mental aneurysm*
by KingAnonymous February 2, 2018
The Simon Cowell of the culinary world. The difference is, he's not an asshole (unless he doesn't like your cooking) and he actually has talent.
"It's fucking raw!" - Gordon Ramsay
by KingAnonymous April 9, 2018
by KingAnonymous December 8, 2018
by KingAnonymous December 8, 2018
a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones
unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?
The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:
There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.
I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:
There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.
I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
by KingAnonymous October 19, 2020