A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 19, 2022
by Stemma October 14, 2022
a thot. she thinks everyone wants to be like her and thinks she is a queen, but no one likes her.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.
Person 1: Do you see that? That girl just got mad at someone for having the same shoes as her.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.
by anna_oop69 October 9, 2019
Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.
by ie peaple jack April 20, 2023
by AKattt October 26, 2019
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by JamesSimmsFam March 31, 2019