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Sibelius 

1) The most prominent (And just about only) Finnish composer. Lived from the late nineteenth century well into the middle of the twentieth. Famous for his seven symphonies, particularly the second and the fifth. Also produced such well known classical pieces as 'Finlandia', Finland's unofficial anthem, Valse Triste', his Violin Concerto, and his choral symphony 'Kullervo'. Although he lived up to 1952, he did not compose any new pieces after approximately 1920.

2) A music notation program known among the musical community for being annoyingly overpriced and very useful at the same time.
Sibelius is the only composer I know who can write music that reduces an entire audience to tears with his music (well, rappers can, but in a different way)
Sibelius by Lemminkainen September 6, 2010
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Sibelius 

a computer program that music teachers use to cheat
Student #1: Can you make me a CD of my vocal part?
Teacher: Sure, I just have to download Sibelius.
Sibelius by Patrick0124578 March 9, 2009
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sebelius 

to negligently ignore critical items in an oblivious manner with devastating consequences to large groups of people with the ulterior motive to fecklessly blame one's opponents for the subsequent widespread panic, chaos and wreckage.

Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.
Citizen 1: I have tried 30 times to get onto helathcare.org so I can get insurance for my family.

Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that

Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.
sebelius by Matoh Wakan October 28, 2013

Siberius 

Guy: Siberius Miyazawa is a bloody lad
Siberius by ben the lad November 16, 2016

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026