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A cigarette, preferably, but not limited to a Camel Turkish Royal
"It's 11:19, time for our shweb break"
Shweb by El Squalrus February 19, 2010
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Originally derived from the innuit word
"Shwebbhargoniousnessab" which bascally means "No". The word is commonly used today to define the cheesyness of a toasted sandwich or a flan.
"Damn, this is one shweb flan."
shweb by Chris Lawlor January 21, 2005
Related Words
shweb Shwebb Shwebbie shwebble shwebed shebang sheba Sheb Shebagging shebacle
showing uninterest in something
example i don't give a shweb about what u say
shweb by andrew dodgson October 7, 2003
A shweb is whatever you want it to be, in a positive or negative context.
Or Marijuana.
"Hey man, hand me that shweb so I can get a puff!"
"I'm about to roll this shweb up into a doobie"
Shweb by Shwebbler November 5, 2019
Considered by the Inuit people of North Salt Lake City, and Ron Burgandy of the San Diego News Team to be a word that means "scrumciously delicious"...no actually it really just means "cool" or "niiice".

And Roy, you knew what you were getting into. Next time I see you dont get weird about this video.

PEACE!
Gabe, you rode the bull yesterday for 5 minutes, thats sooo shweb!

To bad it was a man.
shweb by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008
A term used to show that you vibe with something. Can also be used to show surprise to a statement. Most commonly used by youth.
“Yo bro did you hear I got with Ava?”
Ayy schweba!”
Schweba by Paquarri December 11, 2022

Shebagging 

The female equivalent of manspreading, taking up perfectly good seats with a purse that should be on your lap.
There's nowhere left to sit because of that shebagging bitch.
Shebagging by Arcxjo November 19, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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