Originating from Egypt, Bum crust describes the phaecal matter that is not properly wiped from the rectum after excreting phoeses. Consequently, the remaining phaecal matter hardens and becomes entwined within the Pubic hair to form what is known as "BumCrust". See arse biscuits
"Ah shit, we ran out of bog roll, I'm like a bum crust factory!"
"Uhhhh, there's all bum crust in ma pants, Anyone got Scouring pad?"
The apptly named "nar" is a species unliike any other, their uniquely distorted concept of being "different" is wearing a hat exactly the same as the nar next to him. It is quite confusing in the way that there are two "JD Sports" bags, one designed for girls, one for boys, perfectly resonable you might say? However, it's when the boy starts to wear the girl bag when one starts to worry. (Maybe lack of knowledge involving the difference between male and female) Or the lack of any kind of knowledge. The phrase "Raise meh" has become quite popular with our TN wearing hooded friends, it is beleived for it to mean "give me some money" as if you dont you may find your self ending up as a pile of broken bones on the floor.
Nar's are quite easily identifiable, they usually accumilate around small smelly grocery shops such as "Happy Shopper" Or sometimes chemists, incase there is a desperate urge to steal contraceptives. Their tends to be around 5-578 boys and 1-2 girls in the group. The girl would usually be described with the phrase "Whore","Slut" or "Village Bike" (Everyones had a ride) They may be wearing far too much jewellery than is necessary and usually appear as though they have been involved in an explosion at a cosmetics factory. (Bra-size estimated at 50-ZZ) The nars in general usually find humour in claiming you have called their mum or been racist (dont worry, their concept of racist is a happy smile and a friendly gesture). A select few manage to learn to drive (after several hundred-thousand lessons) and think they're the dogs bollocks chugging around in a clapped out rusty fiesta. Even though the sound system is completely wank, if it can produce enough volume so as they can jump about in the back like idiots they will be completely satisfied with it. They are also sometimes recogniseable by the height of their waist line, I would be inclined to rename it "Kneeline" as they tend to have close to a metre and a half of trouser leg trailing behind them. I have noticed lately, that the colour pink is becoming popular, pink "nike shox" are being worn on men. I'm sure they will soon all begin wearing long wigs and bras.
"What you on with dan?"
Originating from leprechaun rectums in south ireland, bum fluff is the fibres of sweaty underwear that sticks to the scrotum and "Batty criece" when a respectable amount of sweat has been produced that day. On a hot day, people may be seen pulling their underwear out of the arse with their hands, this usually occurs when bum fluff is present.
"Ooh it's hot today isn't it?" *pulls underwear from bum crack*
"I think i better have a shower, my bum is currently covered in smelly wool."