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A deviation for the wide spread miracle fungi known as "Magic Mushrooms". Similar to shroom, but with a more fluent connotation; people who hear the word "shroot" seem to catch on very quickly and fully substitute any other mushroom name variant.
Johnny: Mom, those shroots last night were next level.

Mom: And by "shroots" what do you mean, Johnny?
by TrueCaruso May 19, 2011