Shrive

The action of attempting to be a part of something, such as a club or secret society, that the "shriver" ha absolutly no chance of being a part of, due to stupidity of physical abnormality. I.e. trying in vein.

Christy shrives so hard to be a model, but she weighs 450 pounds.

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

shrive

A small amount of something, mostly talked about when dealing with drug paraphernalia.

"Hey, don't drop that shrive of weed on your leg!" or "Gather all the shrives on the tabel, I want to smoke a bowl."

by Caitlin Ratliff October 10, 2007

shrively

A form of shrivel

My fingers are very shrively.
That old ladys face is very shrively .

by puppotter March 14, 2018

Shrively dribbleys

Another definition for having whiskey dick or not being able to properly perform. Or used for anything that is considered weak

Guy one: did you bang her last night? Guy two: no man her cat jumped up on the bed and licked my ass and I had the shrively dribbleys

by Jagerknight 92 September 24, 2018