Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"
A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.
A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.
A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.
I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!
One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.
Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!
That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.
"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"
You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.
Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.
I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!
One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.
Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!
That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.
"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"
You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.
Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.
by DMonkage June 2, 2014
by Stuffandthingsallday May 12, 2018
by Jake1210 October 24, 2007
The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller
by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009
Product for children. Sheets of shrinkable plastic that can be colored in and cut out. Most important think is that after baking in an oven they shrink few times of its original size.
by Piotr Nowicki June 5, 2007
by Sammy Ferguson September 20, 2004
That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.
by JeStKa October 23, 2010