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To be Shreved is to encounter a Shreveport-based business and receive zero customer service. It happens so often that people finally coined the phrase.
Dude, I called the paper company to get 10 cases of white legal and they Shreved me, I was on hold for 25 minutes
Shreved by 5 Day Office Duder August 17, 2010

get shreked 

To get shreked is to be wreked by shrek or in shrek's presence.
that dude if about to get shreked. #getshreked
yo papa shrek would be proud
get shreked by papa shrek January 15, 2016

Captain Shreve 

a Louisiana public high school, featuring daily doses of fights, pot, sex, etc. The teachers here range from "I like her ok" to "I fucking hate her". The students range from "total BFF forever" to "fucking choke.". The actual school itself is marked with classy graffiti such as "I beleave in you" and posters for plays that students mainly attend for the bonus points teachers pass out. The sport teams are decent enough, same as the cheerleaders. It also features two main groups of students. The kind who pull out a box of pizza during a history lecture, or the kind who honestly is really smart and excels but should probably transfer to Magnet. This school does feature a large campus, however, in which you have to fucking sprint to make it to your class on time. But, in the end, its probably the most laid back school you'll ever see.
"Dude what high school are you going to?"
"Captain Shreve"

"...good fucking luck"
Captain Shreve by shrugslummer February 2, 2018

Shreve Shifting 

To manually shift the gears in an automobile with an automatic transmission.
Quit the Shreve Shifting, will you? Who do you think you are...Richard Petty?
Shreve Shifting by P. Funk December 20, 2010

Shreeded 

When you own someone so hard he wants to kill himself, it is commonly used in video games but can also be used in real life.
"Lol git gud you suck xd"
"I just shreeded ye in a 1v1 fam"
*Leaves Skype and commits suicide*
Shreeded by SimonPl0x October 19, 2016

Shreveport Side Pocket 

A sex act involving the hole in the abdomen, or 'stoma', where a colostomy bag is normally attached.
Person A: Dude, WTF are you doing talking to that nasty old crack ho?

Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.

Person A: I got next!