by life is pain enjoyer February 21, 2023
shrek is god and president of all countries in the entire world. bow to Shrek or you will be imprisoned. you must praise shrek from any picture/video you see of him. You must do an egyption bow. you must support shrek in anything he does and all of his decisions
by nonameihavenocreativity July 28, 2018
A magestic beast who is Justin beiners father. One is often envious of green complexity.
Can define only the most out and worthy of the title.
Shrek Is love shrek is life
Can define only the most out and worthy of the title.
Shrek Is love shrek is life
by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit November 14, 2019
by -|-nAt-|- April 22, 2004
Our ogrelord and savior in this world and the next. He is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his ogre cum tastes like onions. He is married to the most shrexy woman ever, Fiona, and can kill Drek and Farquaad with a single dick swipe. If you ever happen to wander along and end up in his swamp he will scream "THIS IS MUH SWAMP" because it is. If seen you must have an ogregy on the spot. If you're reading this and you're Drek then you're already ogre for.
Fag: Hey Dave! Did you know Shrek is Drek?
Dave: You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself!
Dave: You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself!
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by strummedonny May 22, 2018