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Shrek the Third 

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.
ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"
Shrek the Third by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

Shrek the Third 

What?
I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.
Shrek the Third by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

Shrek the Third 

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.
Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

Shrek the Third 

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this
Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget
Shrek the Third by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021

Hop on Shrek the Third 

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.
Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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