When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.
by Saluki Sally September 22, 2006
Dude I was late for work was quickly drying off bent to dry my legs stood up and DAMN Shower Curtain {Wedgie}
by Fantazzle December 13, 2008
Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.
Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.
Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.
Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.
by Hotdizzle August 14, 2008
When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
Barbara has turkey shower curtains.
by Molly Saluki September 25, 2006
by stahlout September 15, 2006
by Bigger is Better February 3, 2016
A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?
by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023