When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.
Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.
by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010
people (females mainly) who focus on negativity so much they don't focus on getting there money.(can be used as not focusing period)
by MI88YRISSAPOOH August 18, 2009
by D0c March 9, 2006
"i still had the clownsuit for a few hours after my kid's party, so i took wifey upstairs and pulled the shortcake bigtop."
by bad korea March 24, 2009
A word found in the Nictionary (Nicki Minaj dictionary) and is used to describe a person who is focused on beef and drama rather than themselves and getting their money.
by Suckafreemaraj May 3, 2021
Someone with golden-red/bronze hairs in their beard. Prominent with people from Aberdare, particularly a man called Mr. Short.
An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".
Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".
An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".
Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".
Bleed: You got some ginger hair in your beard!
Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.
Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!
Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.
Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.
Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!
Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.
by MEMEMEOW69999 January 19, 2022
When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake
Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.
by Finleyscallion April 18, 2022