Short-arse

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass

"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

short arse

some one with really short legs

that kev's a bit of a short arse

by toolroom massive November 11, 2006

Short-arse

someone whome lacks height due to being retarded....

Lee And Stacey Are Short-arses

by L Maddison January 25, 2005

short arse twat

A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.

Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.

Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."

Paul: "Do you believe him?"

Barry: "Not really."

Paul: "Was he short?"

Barry: "Yes he was"

Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.

by Gordon Wells September 25, 2006

short-arse syndrome

term to describe a short person that is angry and hostile due to their lack of height.

Person A: That Tim Miles has total short-arse syndrome. All I did was drink some of his beer and he totally flipped out!
Person B: Totally

by Rob Worrall December 22, 2007

Short Arse

Not quite midgets, not just short, but arrestingly diminutive (5' -5'5''). alternatively funny/ pathetic when confronted with a tall girl (above 5'8'') in a bar or club.

Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.

Sindy: Hey, Babs, look at that little bloke with the popped collar chatting up your sister.

Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.

Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.

by Max Biggins November 18, 2012