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Share-a-Sandwich 

Sharing a sandwich is a sexual position performed by two men usually during lunch hour.
Dude it's finally lunch time would you care to share-a-sandwich with me?
Share-a-Sandwich by socharlies August 20, 2013

a few sandwiches short of a picnic 

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

a few sandwiches short of a picnic 

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

one sandwich short of a picnic 

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.

a few sandwiches short of a picnic 

When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.
Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

sandy shoe 

When a partner is having sexual intercourse with lots of people (Each grain of sand represents a person) and filling or being filled like sand in a shoe.
Your girlfriend spreads herself around like a sandy shoe
sandy shoe by CarparkJohn April 23, 2018