Shoe Horn

Future climate modelling: to build a coupled atmosphere ocean climate model at the last moment and enter it into the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) next Assessment Report. And then expect people to take climate change seriously based on the preliminary results.

"Who would be so crazy as to try and shoe horn a model into the IPCC?"

by model developer October 29, 2009

The Shoe Horn

When a man has sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. He then proceeds to removes one of her spiked high heels and sticks it up her ass toe up, and grabs it like the horn of a saddle and rides it.

I did the shoe horn last night the bitch loved it.

by Paul Stuffy October 10, 2006

shoe horn

A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.

WOW - check out that Shoe Horn in the corner!

by DarkRob2000 April 6, 2006

Shoe Horn

a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead

wow look at that shoe horn over their
''sucky sucky 5 dolla''

by Lenny April 23, 2004

Shoe horn

The male version of a women’s camel toe. A man and his “package” to tight in jeans showing a shoe horn type shape

Omg that guy has a serious dude camel toe like a shoe horn, ewe.

by Shananae Ainsley February 17, 2019

The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.

When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Cincinnati Shoe Horn

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.

James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.

by NW PDXer January 10, 2012