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"hey bro did you do shnitz last night????????"
"YEAH BRO GIVE ME SOME SHNITZ!!!!!!!!!!!"
"feed my beak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OKAY BRO!!!!!!"
shnitz by Francis Sinatra October 16, 2011
a putz, a failure, a social reject, someone who makes up for their lack of self-confidence by acting like a shmuck
Have you met my friend Mike? Yeah, I dont like him that kid's a shnitz.
SHNITZ by AJESPO February 16, 2007

shnitz and giggles

The act of deficating on a women, or male. As the human excroment runs down there face they begin to giggles
I totally "shnitz and giggles" your ex girlfriend last night. She was totally into it.
shnitz and giggles by Notched Johnson February 19, 2009

SaniTzar 

Post COVID-19 Hospitality worker who is responsible for patrolling, auditing, cleaning all areas of a Foodservice Establishment to ensure public safety and guest delight.
We’re promoting Mike to SaniTzar as soon as we reopen the restaurant.
SaniTzar by Bacchvs April 20, 2020

Schnitzel Toe 

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants
“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.
Schnitzel Toe by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018

schnitzer fritzed 

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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