shmuck

a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective

you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.

by eraoner April 9, 2007

shmuck

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

by TuneEsq January 28, 2003

shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

by Alex February 14, 2003

shmuck

A German word originally spelled "Schmuck". The exact translation is "Jewelry". European jews used it to describe male genitals (from obvious reasons). Later on it was used to describe idiots and people they didn't like (just like the english word "prick").

"You shmuck, look what you did..."

"Look at the size of this shmuck"

by Reistlin April 13, 2005

shmuck

1. A hypocrite, dumbshit, and/or liar.

--person who you can define as a friend and ends up
screwing you over or doing something really stupid that does damage to the both of you.
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Lisa is a stupid shmuck.

You dirty shmuck. You didnt tell me anything about her.

by Ovalle May 27, 2008

shmuck

A goat's penis. Also a derogatory yiddish term used to describe a fucking moron.

Boy, that kid sure loves the shmuck.
Your sister is a slutty shmuck-stroker.
Your grandpa is such a drunken old shmuck, I hear he likes little boys.

by SuperShmuck August 28, 2003

shmucking

fucking, literally; having intercourse with...

yo, you shmucking that girl?

by Alexisandria January 11, 2006