Actually, contrary to the dirty minded people, a 'shmuck' is the collective noun for jellyfish...or so my English teacher told me.
"LOOK! It's a shmuck of jellyfish! Look at them bob."
In the language of totally random
people, shmuck is a happy term for an uber happy psychotic cool person and is not related AT ALL to any part of the penis in this random language. =]
Often used with their nationality as an adjective
Person1: Hey my Dutch shmuck
Person2: Hello my little Irish shmuck!!
shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition
1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.
another way of saying a male's genitilia i.e. a dick
paul is such a shmuck!
A penis rarely larger than most.
as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS
Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.
a very large infected penis
I would'nt suck that shmuck