Shmerg

A word to describe people who are uncool, annoying, homeless, music majors, kids at coffee shops, and/or pretty much anyone else that isn't you.

Groups of Shmergs can sometimes be referred to as "Shmerg City."

Look at that Shmerg.

We walked into the club, and it was Shmerg City.

by KyzerSoze November 12, 2010

Shmerg

Shmerg. /Noun.

A cat like creature made out of small neon tubes with violent tendencies. Commits vehicular slaughter commonly.

My dad got his car fixed recently. Bad timing though, Shmerg's nearby.

by -Seb_M- April 29, 2023

shmerg

To cum on your partners abdomen, then lay on top of them creating a suction with sex sweat and cum.

After Don came on Amy's belly, he collapsed upon her, locking their bodies in a shmerg.

by Big DKBastard August 24, 2008

Shmerg

Furry blast

Postman: Shmerg!

by Am1ne May 28, 2025

Shmerg

A universal derogatory term for any kind of statement, person or political ideology that you strongly disagree with.

"Did you hear what that guy said?"

"Yeah he's a shmerg"

by Slovenian dude January 10, 2025

Shmerg

Shmerg can be a slur for everything and everyone, is can also be an action you do or have done. Shmerg can be anything you want it to be!

Person 1: I knew it, the Shmergs own all the banks!
Person 2: Bro stop with the shmerging. Here, drink some soy milk.

by Vidde January 4, 2025

Shmerg

Shmerg means Furry Blast

Normie: "What does shmerg mean?"

Chud: "furry blast"

by postmanyakubianchud January 12, 2025