Shlarp is a word that is commonly used by many men after they have cummed or jizzed all over their partner after have sex.
babe, im so sorry i didnt mean to shlarp all over you and your sister after we had sex. i just couldnt help myself! maybe you should go get a love handle.
by LoveHandlesInc. August 17, 2009
2 more definitions
Merely a description of a whorish women. Less offensive than using the word slut. Can also be used as an insult.
Bro, you should get Triff to give you oral sex. She's a massive shlarp
by Nic Battersby May 28, 2006
To slap someone with humorous effect intended
I shlarped my friend
by angelsl July 29, 2009