Twizz my shizz

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter

Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!

by sonicboy March 20, 2010

holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.

kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said

by porcelainplasma May 16, 2010

fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

by D.J. III February 1, 2008

Shizz

Female ejaculate; the fluid expelled by a squirter during orgasm. Derived from "she" + "jizz"

My bed is constantly soaked in shizz now that I'm dating a squirter.

by Barbalib June 2, 2015

Shizz

The combination of shit and jizz. A thick chocolate milk like substance projected from the anus following anal sex. This can also lead to the conception of a mud baby if entered into the vagina.

Damnit... she got shizz all over my sheets again!

by Artkyver13 February 21, 2019

Shizz

Fecal matter and male ejaculate that has been churned to a frothy consistency and leaks leaks from an exhausted sphincter.

As she snored the shizz flowed like the golden rivers of Mead in Valhalla.

by Barnukl May 14, 2020

Shizz

Shizz; verb; sh-i-zz

The act of Shizzing; a sexual fetish wherein the male squats above the woman's upper torso and proceeds to both shit and jizz at the same time. This fetish is most common among jiggalos and weeabos alike.

Person 1: Damn, I just shizzed all over Mary. I'll send you a pic.
Person 2: Oh shit, I wish I could shizz on Mary.

by FeralPotato April 16, 2015