Any kid who is:
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."
*Zach is talking about masturbation for some reason*

Shittles: How do you do it?

*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*

Zach: You hit it with a hammer.

Shittles: Really?

Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.

Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!

Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.
by Jack D. Ripper June 22, 2004
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Pacific northwest city, located at and around; Latitude: 47° 37.216' N, Longitude: 122° 19.75' W.

see also 'Seattle.'
man, the drive to shittle sucks.
by GreenEyedDevil May 10, 2008
Primary cause of halitosis.
Woah, Rich, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, shittles?
by orleansperish October 31, 2007
1. Little pieces of shit that get stuck in people with hairy asses.
2. Expletive used to denounce a practice or express agahst disbelief about a particular situation.
3. Dickhead, fucker, etc.
1. My ass - heavenly haven of shittles. Taste it!
2. Shittles, the professor just shitted all over my Calc test with a red pen.
3. Monseiur shittles is at it again, willing to fuck up my day.
by Alsir November 25, 2004
little pieces of shit that melt in ur mouth, not in ur hand
Shittles!, taste the ass
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
When you eat Skittles out of an anus
One time I did shittles but I have to do it again to really know how I feel about it.
by cambronshinn February 19, 2013
brown, round like skittles of shittles
Shittles, taste the asshole!
by Golden Delicious & Tasty Teets April 21, 2006
Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes, like Skittles in shape, but invariably made of shite
I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those shittles off my arse
by sNoWy1998 December 01, 2005
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