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21.
Any kid who is:
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."
*Zach is talking about masturbation for some reason*

Shittles: How do you do it?

*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*

Zach: You hit it with a hammer.

Shittles: Really?

Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.

Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!

Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.
by Jack D. Ripper June 22, 2004
 
1.
Pacific northwest city, located at and around; Latitude: 47° 37.216' N, Longitude: 122° 19.75' W.

see also 'Seattle.'
man, the drive to shittle sucks.
by GreenEyedDevil May 10, 2008
 
2.
Primary cause of halitosis.
Woah, Rich, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, shittles?
by orleansperish October 31, 2007
 
3.
little pieces of shit that melt in ur mouth, not in ur hand
Shittles!, taste the ass
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
 
4.
1. Little pieces of shit that get stuck in people with hairy asses.
2. Expletive used to denounce a practice or express agahst disbelief about a particular situation.
3. Dickhead, fucker, etc.
1. My ass - heavenly haven of shittles. Taste it!
2. Shittles, the professor just shitted all over my Calc test with a red pen.
3. Monseiur shittles is at it again, willing to fuck up my day.
by Alsir November 25, 2004
 
5.
When you eat Skittles out of an anus
One time I did shittles but I have to do it again to really know how I feel about it.
by cambronshinn February 19, 2013
 
6.
brown, round like skittles of shittles
Shittles, taste the asshole!
by Golden Delicious & Tasty Teets April 21, 2006
 
7.
A small colourful rainbow shit taken after drinking a fruity drink
guy 1: Oh dude i just drank a pineapple martini.
guy 2 : Did you shittle?
guy1: I shat the rainbow
by da sheista June 30, 2013