Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

by Bigdog1973 August 11, 2011

Shit Twinkies

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra

today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.

by sundontshine June 21, 2011

shit twinkie

noun; A cum filled turd as a result of anal sex. A sperm injected piece of feces resulting from rectal intercourse.

That new moderator, David Ryder, is a real shit twinkie.

by Ancap Fanatic May 23, 2017

shit a twinkie

When a sweet ass girl shits out your man juice.

Aaron just did me up the ass. Now I gotta go shit a twinkie.

by Mike Ladwig October 3, 2006

shit-filled twinkie

when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.

Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!

by donkeykongdick December 23, 2007

shit pink twinkies

something so fuckin unbelievable you actually shit a pink twinkie

I was so surprised when she licked my chode, I shit pink twinkies

by carney007 July 22, 2008

Shit a Purple Twinky

verb.
A simple phrase stated at a time of anger, simply to ease the irritation off of yourself.

Frank: "Hey Bill, no one loves you. You're adopted!"
Bill: "Shut up Frank. Go shit a purple twinky..."

by Hokie K February 20, 2008