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shit-er-ie (pronounced with emphasis on the last sylable): the whole thing; a collection of circumstances.
I don't have time to tell you how to do it. Just go to the tire store, dial my number, hand the phone to the service guy, and I'll explain the whole shiterie.
Shiterie by traumatized December 19, 2008
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Shiternet 

Really bad or slow internet.
That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.
Shiternet by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shiternet 

When you have the shittiest internet possible
Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.
Shiternet by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiternet 

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence
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Shiternet is bad
Shiternet by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet 

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.
Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there
Shiternet by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

shiternet 

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.
Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet
shiternet by Pope Barry XVII October 17, 2007

shitergency 

I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.
shitergency by CharisAycock January 16, 2016