Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
by Sick_puppy_13 January 1, 2023
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Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!
by tytech038 March 22, 2022
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A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.
by beansandtoads8 August 14, 2023
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A car that is cool but in a poor or unfinished condition. Not to be confused with a piece of shit
Let's go hit some skids in my shitbox 240
by Billy Lazer Eyes October 30, 2021
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Vladimir Shitbox (aka Poo Tin or Putin), the tyrant dictator of Russia.
Did you hear Shitbox threatened nuclear war because he's butthurt that noone likes him?
by ButthurtBonker March 1, 2022
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Crap car usually of poor quality and value with a dodgy number plate to match.

Driven by blokes that think they are better than everyone else, normally called Sam
Have you seen Sam’s car recently, it is a proper Shitbox! The number plate is equally offensive
by Geology Rocks! September 23, 2021
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These goddamn shitboxes everywhere make it difficult to walk safely to work.
by javasgifted February 3, 2022
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