Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
by basilbrush September 2, 2008
A style of dress universally characterized by hipsters and homies. It is typified by the wearing jeans or jogging bottoms with a excessively dangling crotch (usually worn about knee-level).
The effect is to give the impression of self-defecation of ones trousers. Hence, I shit 'em (pants).
The effect is to give the impression of self-defecation of ones trousers. Hence, I shit 'em (pants).
by simonx4 August 12, 2006
A common expression meaning to try ones very best.
To overcome ones most difficult obstacles.
To be said with absolute enthusiasm, or with utmost despair.
To overcome ones most difficult obstacles.
To be said with absolute enthusiasm, or with utmost despair.
Tai- "So how did it come out?"
Amanda- . . . "I shit my hardest"
Tai- *simple smirk and solid head nod
Amanda- . . . "I shit my hardest"
Tai- *simple smirk and solid head nod
by Product-of-Brooklect October 27, 2016
What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
by J4ke July 16, 2006
by Qu_ge June 25, 2021
by allbad June 23, 2005
Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?
Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!
Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!
by BeakerBryan January 21, 2020