by middlefinga March 8, 2006
2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.
1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.
1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.
1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.
1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted
by fruitermelon January 16, 2010
This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.
500lb Alan: So No Shit, there I was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot ass 18 year old.
Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were.
Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were.
by DocBooty May 9, 2008
when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
by catchinggold October 5, 2018
by fuck youaa May 31, 2017
by KEJIAN March 6, 2009
Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
by vejtics May 4, 2019