steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023
'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';
The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.
In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.
It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.
The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.
In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.
It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.
Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'
by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021
I Shitted In My Pants Man
by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021
by babyeater666 July 20, 2020
Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"
"certainly, my pleasure"
(sudden smell of shit is apparant)
"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
"certainly, my pleasure"
(sudden smell of shit is apparant)
"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
by ANNA! April 5, 2020
They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".
by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020
the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021