shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Shit ton

Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

by dbalb55 November 26, 2010

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi April 26, 2018

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 25, 2020

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke February 6, 2016