Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!

I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.

Shit-tarded by Buford3 April 30, 2009

shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced

1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.

shit-tarted by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

Shitarded 

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

Shitarded by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

shitarded 

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

shitarded by tobym April 30, 2005

shitarded 

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

shitarded by ken81086 May 21, 2009