Top Definition
something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit
Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...
by Dylowned September 10, 2005
Aka Hot Pocket
Hey Mo, You mite as well take that Shit Pocket straight from the Microwave, to the Bathroom. You know your in for it now.
by Dick Tittles August 11, 2009
When one's shirt pocket has had a chocolate chip muffen smeared all over it.
Hay James your got a "Shit-Pocket" wang face.
by Hooza_snoza June 17, 2003
Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.
Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.
by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015
When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.
Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET
by Traveling ass January 11, 2015
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