Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.
"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."
"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"
"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."
*Sound of can being opened*
"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"
"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."
*Sound of can being opened*
by Joseph Evans August 17, 2009
When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.
“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”
by Jerzeeshoorhan February 25, 2020
A sudden termination of employment
by Pavarti May 4, 2005
by Academic Type January 24, 2005
by Bomni February 7, 2005
To get fired.
by Luckyfindz December 19, 2008
1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!
2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident
2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident
by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009