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An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.
Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.

That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013
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