v. - This phrase can be used in almost any situation, ranging from extreme disgust in one's self, to having a high chlorine level in a pool, or to having a very eldery motorist slowing down traffic ahead. This phrase can be used in a sentence all by itself, or it can be said right in the middle of other words in the same sentence.
Tony: "C'mon ya old bag! She's gotta be going the same way i'm going! Go right on shit my ass red! I'm in a hurry to make signs for the field days!"
Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."
Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."
by HeadPoolieInCharge June 27, 2010
When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.
"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"
"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.
"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.
by ClinicalDeath October 29, 2008
"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"
Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.
Booted up my pc
Because I need need
To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite
Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time
Booted up my pc
Because I need need
To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite
Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time
by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022
When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"
"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"
"WTF??"
"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."
"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"
"WTF??"
"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."
by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009
When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.
by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009
The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.
A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.
A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.
After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.
by Pancreas100 February 8, 2007
An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"
by shittinginwindsor March 15, 2008