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The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010