Shilt 

A rambling conspiracy theorist who tends to make up events that never happened.

Usually characterized by being terrible at any fact or metric-based competition (fantasy sports, supporting the correct political candidate, telling the time, etc.) and gets dominated regularly, but continues to make up stats that never existed, even though they can be easily disproven.

Guy 1: That guy lost really, really badly.
Guy 2: Woah, he really Shilted the bed.
Guy 1: Yeah, even though it can be easily proven with facts, he'll probably still deny it. In all caps.

Girl 1: Let's ask that guy for directions.
Girl 2: Nah, I already asked him where the store was. He said it was on the moon with the illegals who voted for Hillary and Obama's hidden birth certificate.
Girl 1: Dang, what a Shilt.

Shilt by Malachi_Constant April 18, 2017

shilt 

the feeling of shame and guilt for doing something shitty

i feel a lot of shilt

shilt by jill kelby February 5, 2019

Shilt 

Burning liquid bowel movement that results from drinking too much milk.

I had burning shilt after I drank all of that milk

Shilt by William H Ballard III January 18, 2004

shilt 

a silvery spray of semen

she sucked his dick and he shilted on her face

shilt by abingdon posse May 19, 2003

shilt 

butt juice

Damn, it smells like buttjuice in here.. Did you get some,,? Naw homie, it smells like -=shilt=-

shilt by dookie twirl September 3, 2016

Shilt 

Solid particles of fecal matter that rest on the floor of the toilet bowl after a bout of diarrhea, resembling river or creek silt. Hard to flush, and has a habit of lingering after multiple flushes.

Sorry about the shilt left over, I ate at Taco Bell last night and your toilet works horrible...

Shilt by Scabbeau September 2, 2014

shilt 

the feeling of shame and guilt for doing something shitty

i feel a lot of shilt rn

shilt by jill kelby February 5, 2019