A huge, grosteque monster who lives on a farm and drives a tractor. she loves to talk about some stupid ass shit and it gets really funking annoying at times. although she is ugly as fuck she is fucking sexy when she lifts her arm up and you see her arm pit hair. and something waves back at you from the hairy ass pits of death. also she has soooooooo many rolls on her back it look like a face and forms the body of gabriel. but still sometimes i just wanna stick my dick in those rolls and lose it in there and then play hide and seek. if you ever enter her rolls be prepared to encounter lost food from two years ago. also every thanksgiving she visits the country of ethopia she brings a mountain of food and eats in front of the starving children.
Jm: hey Ozzie is that a mountain i see!?!?!?
Ozzie: oh no thats Shea
by June Micheal Castro November 16, 2011

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A freak who laughs to much
What a Shea STFU
by BXXXV February 01, 2009

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love of the mets
jeff wants to quit his job in order to shea all day
by j.h.allen September 12, 2008

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v. to shea, the act of playing a single game and making fun of every other game without actually playing them. when the sheaer does play the game, he/she continues to put down the game, thereby decreasing fun. see smacktard. also sheaing, sheaer, shaed
dude, dont shea C&C.
by crazyivan315 June 17, 2003

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A little hoe that flirts with everyone she meets. She likes dick in her ass and she has a really bad camel toe
Wow that girl is a Shea
by Geoduck yourself June 30, 2014

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a skanster working at usagencies.
Don't be so sheafull.
by The real lil mama June 29, 2009

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a half assed institution (meaning scarlett heights entrepreneurial academy), located in the heart of toronto in which the faculty keeps their students refrigerated during winter. 600 of the 850 students are of the somalian/jab background, making it hard to keep your eyes open. I can barely find a computer in the computer lab to post this definition and I've got about 60 other somalians in a lineup to check their meet me in t.o and blackplanet accounts.
The somalian from rexdale attends SHEA, i think his name is Abdukaki Ibrahim.
by shea_decay October 13, 2004

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