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shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle
We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.
shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014

shamockery 

Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.
Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!
shamockery by Darkko August 12, 2005
When you are running a tad bit late so you must move real quickly or "shacockle" to get there on time.
"I was running really late today so to get to school i had to shacockle out of my driveway."

"I had to get to bed early last night, so when me and my gilfriend were dry humping i had to hurry up and shacockle so i could get some sweet shut-eye."
shacockle by N+L June 17, 2008

Shacocker 

Kim Kardashian already filed for divorce? Shacocker!!
Shacocker by LaChick November 2, 2011

Shattock Flip 

Advance skateboarding trick.

Which involves popping the board upside down and using your hand to flip the board back over whilst jumping back on it.
Average Skateboarder: Wow what was that?!
Advance Skateboarder: That was the Shattock flip my dear friend.
Shattock Flip by leetmore November 16, 2014

Shatooky 

Plural Shatookies. Slang term for a Joint.
"Fire up another shatooky"

"Don't mind you boys smoking fags, but don't want you walking around with big fucking shatookies!"
Shatooky by I'mTheNigger August 15, 2017