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8. shatner
verb: the act of pushing or elbowing someone out of the way in order to get a better view of yourself in a mirror (or to hog a camera shot).
"Quit trying to shatner the mirror - I'm trying to shave here!".
9. Shatner
Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants
Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done
10. Shatner
taking a dump or having to take a dump. derives from the actor William Shatner
person 1: dude that beast burritos really getting to me.

person 2: yeah me too man... i'll be back, i gotta go take a shatner
11. Shatner
To take a crap. Like Williams career in the crapper.
I gotta take a fat Shatner!
12. shatner
noun - slang, related to verb shat. Used to refer to an act of shatting.
Josh: Did you hear that Dean sharted while taking a leak at the urinal?

Chris: Really? I can't believe he pulled a shatner.
13. shatner
Term used in the acting community to describe a bad performance or delivery. aka. When your acting is metaphorically equivalent to a steaming pile of shit.
"John Travolta took a long hard Shatner throughout the entire duration of Battlefield Earth"
14. shatner
defecating on a girl so hard it enters an orifice
That Millicent made me cum so hard I shatner! Square in the box!
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