person 1: dude that beast burritos really getting to me.
person 2: yeah me too man... i'll be back, i gotta go take a shatner
person 2: yeah me too man... i'll be back, i gotta go take a shatner
by jorgie LIONHEART August 20, 2009
by TROGDOR! April 10, 2003
by AzNtrash August 11, 2009
A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.
Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.
by condour August 6, 2003
by Natasha July 16, 2003
1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.
by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003
the act of having placed a fecal turd in an oriface of a female.
also see spacedocking and captain kirk
also see spacedocking and captain kirk
William Shatner after she came before he did. This big bang ended in a nebula that entered her black hole which caused a time warp and a rift in the cuntinuum and unfortunately
2 days later she gave birth to a son and a klingon and named them both james brown
2 days later she gave birth to a son and a klingon and named them both james brown
by kappin klingon sir maam May 14, 2008