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Scraunch 

A triple combo to include the words skank, slut, and raunchy. A sloppy, dirty, greasy haired, whore. Most commonly found at dive bars, and street corners. If you see a scraunch they will most likely be smoking a generic brand 100 cigarette, drinking cheap booze or a blush wine, and hanging on whatever blue collar scab she can find that is willing to buy her drinks. The character traits of a scraunch usually include (but are not limited to) excessive swearing, lying about social status, and physical confrontations. If you run into a scraunch at your local watering hole do not buy her anything, regardless of your level of drunkenness.
That Laurel chick in Woodbury has run through our whole damn crew..... What a fuckin' scraunch.
Scraunch by Big D$ August 20, 2008

sharkpunch 

A one-man joke hardcore band who writes about straightedge kids, yelling at his mom, being dinosaur brocore, and eating taco bell.
Have you heard that tight song Dinocore by Sharkpunch? It makes my nuts jiggle.
sharkpunch by Brocore June 12, 2006

starpunch 

Open handed punch to the anus, directly to the hole. You have to hit so hard that air forces into the anus and farts back.
Jerm: I totally starpunched my wife and she almost sharted!
Lace: Thats really gross man.
starpunch by destroyer145 June 10, 2013

starbunch 

a bunch of people who go to starbucks and purchase a drink from there and sit there late at night and talk.
John: hey everynight I drive by starbucks and see the same people sitting there.
Chris: yea I see the starbunch there too when I go

sharaunchin'

to have sexual contact (used mostly for incestuous purposes) Can be used for inanimate objects as well (means to sharaunch)
Can also mean to get drunk or high but rarely used in such a case
Hey... have you been sharaunchin' that lamp?

Hey, I've totally been sharaunchin' with my brother!
I was totally sharaunched last night!
sharaunchin' by Klara and Emily November 30, 2007

Scraunch Monkey 

A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.
Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”

Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”

Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”

Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*