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Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.
"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

Sauwhack 

The embodiment of everything imaginable, unimaginable, possible, impossible, existent, non-existent, known, unknown, thinkable, unthinkable, created, uncreated, discovered, undiscovered, fictional, nonfictional, perceived, unperceived. The only thing in this world that is absolutely and infinite and finite.
There is no greater power than this. To hold the power of the force of Sauwhack, is for one to rule nations and worlds. - Sir Sauwhackadamus III
Sauwhack by SleazyBreezy September 8, 2020

shapshack 

to yell or scream, to give a jeer, dis, or evil-eye or stink-eye, someone that you have a beef with.

always the behavior is displayed by an unstable and wounded person. Usually this action is expressed by an adult with an immature personality.
Jenny: Hey! Guess what just happened?...I had a shapshack!
Lynnette: what?
Jenny: I just got shapshacked!
Lynnette: what? really?!! Another Shapshack!
Jenny: Yeah! she just gave me the stink-eye!
Lynnette: Yuck! She needs to get over it!
Jenny: Let it go. Shapshacks will happen.
Lynette: that bitch at the front desk gave me a shapshack yesterday.
shapshack by the T of the Ron July 29, 2007

statwhacker 

Someone who spends a large chunk of a Sunday during football season checking their fantasy football team and looking at porn. Doesn't have a girlfriend.
Phil won't play hoops; he's a dedicated statwhacker.

Gary: So, we going up to Chili's to split a two for twenty?
Tod: Nah, I'm gonna be statwhacking the rest of the day.
statwhacker by statwhacker September 13, 2009

shapwack 

a word used to describe the moment when crystal meth is being smoked and it cracks back from a liquid to a solid.
Look at how good this stuff is, shapwack!
shapwack by McGspot January 21, 2017

Shinwhacker 

Someone that is so fucking annoying... that to be in their presence is like getting whacked in the shins with a golf club coated in lime juice and salt over and over and over.
Mike: Dude where were you the entire party?

Tim: That shinwhacker Jamie had me pinned down next to guac' bowl all night. I can hardly stand up straight..

Mike: I saw him get out of his truck and almost fell down a flight of stairs running for cover.
Shinwhacker by customfish February 5, 2010