Shamunition

The type of ammunition necessary to take down Shamu, the killer whale. Note: only used in extreme circumstances.

Man, Shamu was getting so out of control in the last show we used up all of the shamunition.

Shamunition by CaliforniaIt April 26, 2010

Shamditioner 

A mixture of shampoo and conditioner.

In order to saze time, I used shamditioner in the shower.

Shamditioner by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011

shamditioner 

The combination of shampoo and hair conditioner in one bottle. Also known as a 2-in-1.

I used to buy shampoo and conditoner separately, but now I buy shamditioner.

This new shamditioner makes my hair clean and soft!

shamditioner by skyclad580 February 4, 2010

Spamonition 

The general feeling that the email you are about to open contains spam, even though the email is from a personal contact. Usually occurs when a friend's (real or facebook) account has been hacked.

As soon as I received they email from Sally, I had a spamonition that her account was hacked.

When I opened the email, I discovered that Sally had either opened an online pharmacy, or her account had been hacked.

Spamonition by Jordan0517 March 1, 2010

Simunitions 

Simulated amunition, fake, red paint-filled, or blank bullets (it it were not for the paint inside)

The guy isn't dead, he was shot with simunitions!

Simunitions by LuizLeitao December 31, 2014

shaqusition

(Noun) A personal item, most often but not limited to an item of clothing, taken unauthorized from the possession of the person with whom you have shacked.

(Verb) To shaquire

Upon awaking alone in Gina's apartment after a night of debauchery, Russell decided to shaquire a painting of Gina's on the way out.

Hey, Becky, check out this I-Zod shirt I shaquired from Brad last night!

shaqusition by rustymac August 5, 2005