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Sexual Harrisment

What School Teachers, Staff, and all School Adult members say to any given member of the student male population when they are anywhere within the distance of 4 inches from any given member of the student female population.

Also known as "Sexual Harassment"
Billy: So Jane, I'll see you after school ok?
Jane: Ok billy, i love you.
*They hug and kiss*
Teacher: BILLY, IM REPORTING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARRISMENT!
Billy: What? shes my girlfri-
Teacher: Thats a referral for disrespecting authority by talking back to your teacher, and sexually harrising a girl!

Sexual Harrisment

Getting sexually harassed by a person with the last name Harris.

A guy that is generally a fag and thinks he is soo cool.
Person 1 "Did you see that fag?"

Person 2 " Yea he just sexually harrised that chick

Person 1 "What a fag move"

Person 2 " Yea he must be one of those dumbass Harris'

Person 1 " Im so sick of his damned Sexual Harrisment"
Sexual Harrisment by Samalam123 January 27, 2010

sexual harassment panda 

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

acceptable sexual harassment 

When a seemingly formidable right-wing candidate for Supreme Court Justice or a President of the United States sexually harasses women.
It became clear to me that there are some forms of acceptable sexual harassment.

meta sexual harassment 

Where you would normally say something that could be construed as sexual harassment, you instead mention that you can't say it because it could be considered sexual harassment.
Person 1: OH MAN! Where do I send your Funny Guy Award???
Person 2: I'd tell you but then I'd have to go to sexual harassment training
Person 1: nice meta sexual harassment.

Sexual Harassment 

When someone is harassing you in a sexual manner, for example, snapping your bra strap, making comments about your body, cajoles you, rubs up against you, etc'.
If someone is giving you unwanted sexual attention, that is Sexual Harassment.

sexual harassment 

In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.
In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."
sexual harassment by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003