Guy: hey kid, you dropped your wallet.
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!
fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
Kid: thanks. hey, that's a nice suit. you must have a lot of money to afford that....
Guy: uh, thanks, well, don't drop that thing again (pats kid on shoulder)-
Kid: HELP! RAPE!!!
fat feminist man hater to bystanding office guy: don't look at me like that you bastard! i'm going to file a case for sexual harassment!
guy: what?
lady: tell it to the judge you son of a bitch!
by scratchmaster101 December 8, 2009
1. A legal action in a court of law between two private parties regarding sexual harassment.
2. See birthday suit.
2. See birthday suit.
by Hadley July 3, 2008
Girl: Flirtatious smiles and other body movement; some conversation...
Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?
Girl: Sure...yea, hehe
Later...
Guy: Can I call you sometime?
Girl: Ok
Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine
Next day...
Guy sees girl...
Guy: Hi
Girl: Duhhhhh!...
And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....
But you're not sure what happening till until
You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?
Girl: Sure...yea, hehe
Later...
Guy: Can I call you sometime?
Girl: Ok
Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine
Next day...
Guy sees girl...
Guy: Hi
Girl: Duhhhhh!...
And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....
But you're not sure what happening till until
You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
by ManWhoKnows April 2, 2008
when you sexually harass your victim by insisting they've sexual harassed you in contrary to the truth (they didn't)
news reporter:"reverse sexual harassment is all the rage now that we listen and believe anybody claiming to be a rape victim"
pleb:"officer please Steven Hawking just molested me"
officer:"you do realise if this person didn't actually molest you, your claims would be an act of fraud and harassment, specifically; reverse sexual harassment, acts of which are punishable by law"
pleb:"officer please Steven Hawking just molested me"
officer:"you do realise if this person didn't actually molest you, your claims would be an act of fraud and harassment, specifically; reverse sexual harassment, acts of which are punishable by law"
by max kore November 28, 2017
by samarai anthem September 4, 2008
noun, a "game" where someone hopes that someone will not be caught in sexual harassment
An employer is playing it by not educating employees about sexual harassment.
A council is playing it in a sexual harassment court case when it's not clear what the opposing side will present and whether it will convince judge and/or jury
An employer is playing it by not educating employees about sexual harassment.
A council is playing it in a sexual harassment court case when it's not clear what the opposing side will present and whether it will convince judge and/or jury
by ShnitzelFritzel May 16, 2011
When you’re trying to have intercourse with a lady-friend, and some other guy comes and tickles your balls from behind.
by Ohnine09 August 12, 2022