Sex Retardant 

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

Sex Retardant by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Sex nuts and retard strong 

The sexual excitement of a mentally handicapped person.

What if a customer comes in and my jerkin off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong? Suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth.

Sex nuts and retard strong by Shadows24k April 27, 2011

Retard Sex 

1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.

2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina

1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.

2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.

Retard Sex by andrew samule satchworth December 3, 2006

Retarded sex movement 

A movement that seeks to help retarded people have sex.
Sometimes a sexual surrogate is use and they are ofter bussed to a legal brothal etc.

He's in the retarded sex movement.

Retarded sex movement by Judge dredd7 October 10, 2011

retinal sex 

when one shoves his massive cock into a girls eye socket, causing it to bleed out as the man fills the girls eye socket with his cum.

Person1: i had retinal sex with her last night, she had to go to the hospital to get it fixed.

retinal sex by some hackerman June 23, 2018

Sexretary

n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.

"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."

Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

sexret 

A sexy secret.

Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.

sexret by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011