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Sex Condor 

A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.
My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.
Sex Condor by Landfillian March 22, 2009
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condom sex

Sex that involves (when especially not pleasurable) the use of a standard or generic condom; the event in which a man's sexual experience, stimulation or pleasure is stunted by the condom. Typically used as a negative term but has known benefits such as (sometimes) feeding a man's stamina in order to further satisfy his partner.
I slept with Wendy from psychology class last night but the dry rubber we used produced condom sex.

Because we had condom sex, I was able to last much longer with Julie.
condom sex by 124389538ythry December 7, 2012
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