When a man approaches an object - be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast.
The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.
Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.
Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
"I wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that I could set the table"
"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"
"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"
"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
by ShooterDookie September 15, 2009
Josette, have yu ever set the table?
Nooe, i havent
Do yu set the table with or with out the table cloths?
Of course i use protection lol.
Nooe, i havent
Do yu set the table with or with out the table cloths?
Of course i use protection lol.
by Bosco =] October 20, 2008
by Bad Santa July 14, 2008
Draping a towel over the back of your partner whilst they maintain a tabular position on their hands and knees, to wipe the pool of semen congregating in the arch of their back, after pulling out of doggystyle to ejaculate on their spine.
"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."
*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*
Or
"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"
*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*
Or
"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"
by Nelly191 June 28, 2022
When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.
Example 1
"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"
Example 2
"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"
Example 2
"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
by the koney killa February 23, 2010
When someone, usually in a public restroom, flushes the toilet before they sit down to use it. (Term can be used whether or not something was actually in the toilet that merited flushing.)
As I was contemplating life in the Wal-Mart bathroom a man walked into the stall next to mine, setting the table before he sat down.
by jimmywho723a January 25, 2009
Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.
by Blueberrypie December 31, 2019